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Can you tell me if Fray Bentos pies are actually any good? and if so, which is the best? (Been wanting to buy some and have them shipped to try)
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SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
They are good - but only for target practice.

Certainly not to be considered as a foodstuff.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle You own a gun? 😳
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme There are other ways of hitting a target!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Slingshot?
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme If you like.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme You appear to have vast reserves of latent violence. Have considered counselling?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Is your couch available?
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme Has Mrs D thrown you out?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Hell no! Who would do all the housework or cook and drive her around?
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme Your replacement, presumably.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle She`ll not be training another one.
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme You can buy them ready trained, now, from the human equivalent of the local dog rescue home.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle You know this how?
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme I send them money at Christmas. Don't want the poor creatures starving.

You never know, you might end up there one day.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Probably too old for that now. Past my best before date. 😬
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme Don't worry, they won't put you down. They'll find you a nice, safe home.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Do they have pudding?
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme 🤔 Is that a mistype?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Not that kind, although....
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme They have gruel. For pudding, they have gruel with sugar.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Oh sweet! I can do my Oliver Twist impression
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme Don't ask for more! You might get it!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SchoolBelle Get what dear.
SchoolBelle · 61-69, F
@Degbeme Don't ever again call me "dear" or anything like it.