I Am a Mermaid I Have Come To Terms With It... yes..recently i was just...

LifeIsAChoice

ok an online test wont tell you those are for fun and real mermaids cant breathe underwater they can just be under longer than most humans. Sorry for sounding like your friends but you sound like a poser. if youre going 2 pose as one or claim to be one please get more info. I think you have benn lured into believing u are one by what u see in movies

P00F

Um, good for you! If you ever see a mermaid in Hawaii, that's me. I have a purple tail. Im super friendly, especially to others of my kind.

Amestris

Diagnosis? Mermaid city? Breathing underwater? None of this is true...

randomblue13

Leave Edie alone! She didn't do anythin'! Weh. *giggles* =p
T'was me. I admit.

impulsive · 31-35, M

O_O i go and have a nap and my story has been highjacked!

impulsive · 31-35, M

http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=1487262

its explained in that lol

mermaidodette

mermaids cant breathe underwater. we dont have gills. its a breath hold like dolphins and whales.

impulsive · 31-35, M

well it grants you immortality apprantly! http://images.payplay.fm/b/r/brendawongaoki2/600/brendawongaoki2.jpg

randomblue13

Is marmaid meat tasty?

Allergic

Look. My ads are for mermaid statues.

jazzymermaid

And I kno what u mean I had to burn my little mermaid DVD when my doctor told me the diagnosis

EdieQuinnz

O.O Wandum is NOT cooking meh

EdieQuinnz

*face palm* This is NOT supposed to be happening lol

EdieQuinnz

haha im getting mermaid ads too.

I didnt threadjack!

EdieQuinnz

i did NOT =P

EdieQuinnz

*giggles*

randomblue13

You want to be eaten raw? =p

jazzymermaid

Holy moly where is your mermaid city?!

EdieQuinnz

*bl<x>inks* i dont want to be eaten.....errrr...........cooked

Sirenalynda

Wait... you're a dude! Wouldn't that make you a merMAN? :DDD

impulsive · 31-35, M

Edie its either you or me..and anyway, i taste bad lol, i taste like old socks covered in mustard.

impulsive · 31-35, M

well you know Edie is actually a mermaid, i'm more like a merman, but Edie, you can cook her and she'll make you immortal! yeah. you cook her...err i'll be allllll the way over there lol and rember to cover it in bread crumbs!

mermaidluver234

HOW DID U BECOME 11111

mermaidluver

Is there a spell that really turns u into a mermaid and please don't lie this is my biggest wish ever

impulsive · 31-35, M

lol read one of my recent stories, you'll see..it was a test i took, i got a mermaid for a which mythical monster are you, lol.

randomblue13

Would You mind cooking Yourself? I'll come by later.

randomblue13

=) Edie, until You're useful, You won't become food. *giggles*

Impulsive, liar. =p

randomblue13

Meat is meat. =p I don't care whether I eat a male pig or female pig. =p And I need Edie for now. I'll save Her for later.

EdieQuinnz

lmao wtf?!