Would you fall in love with me if you heard me play the star spangled banner on my recorder at the flag raising ceremony tomorrow?

hypothetically

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deadgerbil · 22-25

I'm already married, sorry

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil you get a pass. You can admire my recorder-playing in a loving but platonic and filled with admiration and awe type of way

deadgerbil · 22-25

@itsok I'm glad you respect my situation and won't try to tempt me

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil just know it’s not my fault if the recorder playing has you feeling some kind of way. Maybe pray on it

deadgerbil · 22-25

@itsok doctors will hate you if that recorder cures my erectile dysfunction

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil watch what it’ll do to your skin tags and toe nail fungus

deadgerbil · 22-25

@itsok [image]

itsok · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil check to see if I have tonsil stones [image]