I Want Super Powers

Id like to have the power of shutting down the internet completely forever.

Immortality, what would basically be an immunity from death and disease. It would make life a lot more easy to cope with. Even if I was poor, I would garner an immense amount of wisdom and benefit from a sense of health and vitality forever. I would probably eventually become the perfect spectator of society. As society evolved, I would gain more knowledge and thus I would evolve, and then I could contribute more to society and feel I have a greater stake in its well being if I were trapped in that society forever. And I would try to help society too. If I'm gonna live forever, I might as well try and be the paragon of citizenry.

ability to cure.


if not that then levitation.

Teleportation. Get out of trouble fast and see everything instantly. *coughs* area 51 >.>

Invisibility would be good or I would like to be able to fly via my own power.

Omni-Linguistic Clarity: The ability to understand and communicate in ANY language (includes things like non-verbal languages such as body language, computer languages, bee dance, ant pheromones, etc.)

Not only do I understand EXACTLY what you mean, but I know EXACTLY what to say/do to get you to react the way I want. Also-- I will know if you are lying. ;)

Definitely.. Flying..

Telekinesis.