What would you do if the Spanish army broke into your house, stole all of your furniture, killed your family, and farted in your mouth?

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

You're making this up...

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul dont answer the door

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins 😱 Well, I normally don't, but it's good to know they will knock first.

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul Wait, why don't you normally answer the door?

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins You know... I'm not that good with unplanned social visits.