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* knocks at your door *

I show up with this ...what do you do?
Straylight · 31-35, F
I’ll get mine and we’ll go to @deadgerbil’s house. ✂️
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@Straylight scissor sisters
deadgerbil · 22-25
@Straylight get out!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@GLITTER 🥴
deadgerbil · 22-25
It's all fun and games until losing my parts becomes reality. I'll keep the door locked lol
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Yay I need my butt hairs trimmed!
SW-User
@AlchemyFox get in line. My butt was first
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@SW-User no comment lol
SW-User
@AlchemyFox well being a gentleman, i will step aside as long as i can watch lol I mean I want to make sure she knows what she is doing 🙂
Lmao, Small Penis Humiliation. I didn't even know that was a group.
SW-User
Drops pants, bends over and say it's about time i had my butt hair removed
SPH…🤣

Are you here to trim my pubes?😅 Maybe that’ll make it look a lil bigger🤔
HannahSky · F
Show you where I have him tied up.
Get out the fabric we are gonna cut. 😊
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Omg do you know how to cut it? ...even if you don't, wanna try?
My split ends are OUT OF CONTROL and my social anxiety has me avoiding the salon.
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I reach for the phone and immediately try to phone the police.. only to slowly turn around.. as the phone line, has already been CUT!
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
Hand you my socks with holes in em ...and a ten smackers,,,, and say 'Take your time , I've got others .... Thanks '
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
*Pulls gun*
SW-User
@ShaneMckay they are just scissors
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@ShaneMckay Somebody unexpectedly comes at you with a pair of scissors? What are you going to do? Offer them a muffin?
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@SW-User And definitely NOT a murder weapon, right? What about a knife? Also NOT a potential murder weapon? But my gun IS???? Pull your head out .
SW-User
Well, with my bald ass head you're not there to cut my hair, clearly 🤔
Justgreg · M
I’d say you’re gonna need bigger scissors.
SW-User
@Justgreg pffft
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
Tell you your wasting time
Ontheroad · M
*slams door* *calls the cops*
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Get ready for a haircut!!
GLITTER · 36-40, F
Get ready for a haircut 💁🏼‍♀️
Teslin · M
I need a haircut 🤷
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Run like hell!!!
NubbinC · 46-50, M
It's an SPH forum. I'd tell you that a cuticle scissors would have been big enough to snip off what I have.
Can you snip this string, I can't reach it
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@Herpet Put the scissors down, and I will pick them up and snip the string. Then I will put the scissors down, and you can pick them up.
(I have been in defense most of my life.)
notsure · 56-60, M
Sit down ready for a haircut
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
I've already had one of those. *slam*
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Grab my pair and head out

 
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