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Straylight · 31-35, F
I’ll get mine and we’ll go to @deadgerbil’s house. ✂️
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@Straylight scissor sisters
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Straylight get out!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@GLITTER 🥴
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
It's all fun and games until losing my parts becomes reality. I'll keep the door locked lol

SW-User
Show you where I have him tied up.
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I reach for the phone and immediately try to phone the police.. only to slowly turn around.. as the phone line, has already been CUT!
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Omg do you know how to cut it? ...even if you don't, wanna try?
My split ends are OUT OF CONTROL and my social anxiety has me avoiding the salon.
My split ends are OUT OF CONTROL and my social anxiety has me avoiding the salon.
Get out the fabric we are gonna cut. 😊

SW-User
Yay I need my butt hairs trimmed!

SW-User
@SW-User get in line. My butt was first

SW-User
@SW-User no comment lol

SW-User
@SW-User well being a gentleman, i will step aside as long as i can watch lol I mean I want to make sure she knows what she is doing 🙂
Teslin · M
I need a haircut 🤷
Ontheroad · M
*slams door* *calls the cops*
GLITTER · 36-40, F
Get ready for a haircut 💁🏼♀️
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Get ready for a haircut!!
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Hand you my socks with holes in em ...and a ten smackers,,,, and say 'Take your time , I've got others .... Thanks '
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
*Pulls gun*
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SW-User
@ShaneMckay they are just scissors
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@ShaneMckay Somebody unexpectedly comes at you with a pair of scissors? What are you going to do? Offer them a muffin?
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@SW-User And definitely NOT a murder weapon, right? What about a knife? Also NOT a potential murder weapon? But my gun IS???? Pull your head out .
Justgreg · M
I’d say you’re gonna need bigger scissors.

SW-User
@Justgreg pffft
Can you snip this string, I can't reach it
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@Herpet Put the scissors down, and I will pick them up and snip the string. Then I will put the scissors down, and you can pick them up.
(I have been in defense most of my life.)
(I have been in defense most of my life.)
SPH…🤣
Are you here to trim my pubes?😅 Maybe that’ll make it look a lil bigger🤔
Are you here to trim my pubes?😅 Maybe that’ll make it look a lil bigger🤔
NubbinC · 46-50, M
It's an SPH forum. I'd tell you that a cuticle scissors would have been big enough to snip off what I have.

SW-User
Drops pants, bends over and say it's about time i had my butt hair removed
Lmao, Small Penis Humiliation. I didn't even know that was a group.
Applepiedom · 61-69, M
Tell you your wasting time
notsure · 56-60, M
Sit down ready for a haircut
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
I've already had one of those. *slam*
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Run like hell!!!

SW-User
Well, with my bald ass head you're not there to cut my hair, clearly 🤔
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Grab my pair and head out