I Farted I did, just a few minutes ago in fact! See I was in line at the grocery store, cart...

did the clerk checking you out appear to notice what happened? did he give you a look or say anything? or did he run off too? haha

goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F

You did well, Taller! You've made us proud!

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Sounds like it was a fantastic fart!!!

lilsnifferman · 31-35, M

Nice one! 😁
Well I'd probably be the only one there who wouldn't mind the smell and stayed there basking in the ambience 😍 Acting I have a cold and can't smell the thing, but secretly enjoying it 😜
But I'm weirdo, so... 😁

TotesNFC · 31-35, M

Can we do our shopping together next time?

Ssnsnsmssjsmsm

Poet626 · 36-40, M

Amazing!

Fatjosh69 · 36-40, M

I'd've stood close behind you...inhaling the smell of your farts. Then I'd've asked you to go for a coffee with me! Hoping that you will have more farts as we drink our coffee!

FORMERLYbatovn · 61-69, M

THAT is freaking hysterical!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

SW-User

LMFAO so much story behind just a fart