I had to identify ALL my tattoos & piercings for a physical exam

The lady was so stressed out over me 😂😭 she counted me out at 10 piercings & 21 tattoos which is news to me because I thought I had about 19 tatts 🤷 idk how to count them all anyway lol it gets confusing after you start adding to previous ones or getting small ones you forget about. I kept being like "oh wait I forgot about this one" then she'd be like "boy you're making me break a sweat 😅"

For some reason I like being told I have a lot of tattoos lol. I don't feel like I do. When I look at myself I mostly see all the plain skin that's still waiting to be inked. I understand that to people who have none or a few, I do have a lot. But for some reason I compare myself to people who really have a lot so I feel like I don't have enough 😅