Now if you’ll excuse me I need to find a good pair of jeans

I remember when you were sirbard

I would pay to see that.

That way he can show us all how he was able to leave his wife in the dust in trying to leave the ballroom Saturday night. "Sorry, babe, you're own your own! Gotta save myself first, just like Dr 🍊 Jesus would!"

We'll bring hazmat suits just in case

Have fun drinking warm sauna milk. 👍

bring your own road kill

Don't wear anything vinyl it will cause autism

🤦‍♂