Holy shit I gotta story....
Okay so...... I work in a locked down adult mental health facility........
Cameras everywhere....
Two days ago Im tucked away in my lil cubby....workin...listenin to Van Halen...
I gotta poop.
So I hit the ladies, " lord have mercy flush" deployed, head back to my cub.....
On my desk is on of those cell charger pads.....where I keep it....but its gone. wtf?
I know damn well I carried it in to work.....so in a bottom drawer is where I keep my purse...
GONE!!!!
WTF?
Not in my car....break room...shitter....
I call H&R.....tell them the story....minus the mercy flush part.....they call security.
I use my laptop to track my phone.....call the bank...VIsa...have the cell turned off...
550 pictures of my family.....two concert tickets to see Stevie Nicks....and all my purse crap....!!!!
Security looks at the camera in my hallway and theres one of my coworkers, dweeb from records, boostin my shit,
while I was takin one!!!
So my boyfriend picks me up and we follow my cell track.....while on his phone to the cops...
end up at some shithole " extended stay" motel...
Cops show up, know his vehical is there...go lookin for him. End up havin management open the door...
Mind you we are in the parking lot.....yet out the front door come two of the cops with....A Woman ???
nope, its dweeb from records dressed AS a woman!!! WTF?
Think there might have been some crack smokin involved I mean....WTF?
Long story short, got my shit back minus some cherry lip gloss and nail polish.
The lesson here folks......
Dont swipe an Iphone at work , drive home an get your freak on in a wig.
Cameras everywhere....
Two days ago Im tucked away in my lil cubby....workin...listenin to Van Halen...
I gotta poop.
So I hit the ladies, " lord have mercy flush" deployed, head back to my cub.....
On my desk is on of those cell charger pads.....where I keep it....but its gone. wtf?
I know damn well I carried it in to work.....so in a bottom drawer is where I keep my purse...
GONE!!!!
WTF?
Not in my car....break room...shitter....
I call H&R.....tell them the story....minus the mercy flush part.....they call security.
I use my laptop to track my phone.....call the bank...VIsa...have the cell turned off...
550 pictures of my family.....two concert tickets to see Stevie Nicks....and all my purse crap....!!!!
Security looks at the camera in my hallway and theres one of my coworkers, dweeb from records, boostin my shit,
while I was takin one!!!
So my boyfriend picks me up and we follow my cell track.....while on his phone to the cops...
end up at some shithole " extended stay" motel...
Cops show up, know his vehical is there...go lookin for him. End up havin management open the door...
Mind you we are in the parking lot.....yet out the front door come two of the cops with....A Woman ???
nope, its dweeb from records dressed AS a woman!!! WTF?
Think there might have been some crack smokin involved I mean....WTF?
Long story short, got my shit back minus some cherry lip gloss and nail polish.
The lesson here folks......
Dont swipe an Iphone at work , drive home an get your freak on in a wig.
