What are you dressing as this Halloween?

@LordShadowfire And you’ll still look like a fat gay failure.

@ArcticDave I really don't think I could ever possibly look like you.

@LordShadowfire Weak. You need to work on that.

@ArcticDave I really don't know how I could work on you looking less like a fat gay failure, though.

@LordShadowfire I’m not fat, unlike you and I’ve achieved things like a marriage and having kids which you haven’t.

So I’d say you’re seriously confused.

@ArcticDave Okay, random person on the internet, I totally believe everything you say.

@LordShadowfire It’s a start.

@ArcticDave And here's a finish. No way any woman on this planet would ever have sex with you once you open your fucking mouth.