Modern gyms don't really require clothing. What people wear these days is pretty much at the level of body paint. Give it another few years and you'll have to bleach the equipment between users.
@JimboSaturn Long time ago now - haven't been for years. Fortunately, I lived just a few minutes walk away, but still annoying on a cold winter's night.
It didn't have to be a total waste of time Jim! You could have just stood in front of the nearest mirror and taken some shirtless selfies of yourself, right?