Boutique owner: “You with the hips, come over here and let me take a close look at you”

@Ducky From what I remember of you, I don`t remember you having a lot of hip.

@Degbeme Gee, thanks. lol

But I was wearing low-rise pants and a crop top and had to look at her like a dummy and point to myself to be sure she was addressing me. She was all “Yeah, I’m talking to you! Who else?! Front and center, girl.” 😂

@Ducky So you were dressed as you`ve always done. ;)

@ineedadrink Pants