Every guy’s dream come true tanked current relationship. And I loved it.

So last week I had a procedure done on my hand & decided to hit up an impromptu Pirates game at PNC Park.

I’m by myself & for whatever reason I bought one of those dumb baseball bats to drink my Yuengling. Price is absurd as is, why not throw down $7 more to drink it from a bat?

I haven’t worked since March 17th when I had an accident & injured my hand, just had yet another surgery yesterday (hopefully the last & I’ll be out of the weeds.

On top of that, I was also dealing with my mother having multiple brain aneurysms which lead to 2 surgeries & a stroke. It’s been a rough ass year.

Had to put my 15-16 year old pit down recently too. Basically I’m out of fucks to give. During these past several months, I’ve connected with a girl I attended middle school with. Never spoke back then, but we just clicked. She’s 34 with 3 kids, very pretty & a bit of the grunge type. Smart, good parent, has her shit together.

Talked a lot over the past several months, almost daily & hung out twice. Nothing was explicitly official but it was likely headed there. Until this lol.

I’m a Mets fan & couldn’t have cared less about Pitt/Detroit, so I make my way down to the bar in the general admission area to get my at refilled. This is the fun part.

I hear “Hey, can I see your bat??” and it’s one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. “Uhh, sure. I’ll take your picture with the field behind you.”

“Get in the picture with her!!” her friend egging ne on. Fuck it, I give my phone to her friend and pose for a couple pictures with her. I look into her eyes & they’re literally glistening. I could see her pupils dilate and she eye fucked me harder than I’ve ever experienced in my life. The aroma emanating from her put me into a trance.

I’m 35, introverted, generally quiet but socially fine for the most part. Never liked PDA. She’s over a decade younger than me. This is so unlike me, but I did it.

After playing around for a little while just smiling at each other & her lightly holding my arm, I kiss her with her friends cheering us on and god knows how many onlookers. Didn’t phase me a bit.

Thousands of people in that stadium and for a solid minute, I had the most magical kiss of my life. Wouldn’t even call it making out, and it certainly wasn’t drunken/sloppy-ness. Just gently kiss her slowly while she reciprocates, Two energies intertwining, nothing else mattered in life, however briefly.

I let her keep my bat, didn’t get her number or socials & I walked away knowing I’ll never see her again. Then the guilt started sinking in…

If I could go back in time I would’ve fucked her right on that table.