I Believe In Santa Claus

Dear Santa,
You know what I want for Christmas. You know who. It's been a very long time. Please, kidnap her, stuff her in your sleigh and bring her here... I will take care of the rest. I feel pretty sure once she gets here she won’t mind. She is just stubborn that way and needs someone to head her in the right direction.
Please Santa, I am lonely and she is the only one I want.