I am not good, I killed Link

Our oldest boy likes to play some Zelda game on the switch. We stopped for a picnic lunch and I was watching him play

Daddy do you want to try

I don't know how but sure

So I figured that link is a wimp.

I killed him many ways

He drowned
Froze to death
Caught on fire
Ran out of the green ring thing and fell into water and drowned
I slammed into a cliff and fell to his death
He got killed by a troll
Got killed by another person
Got killed by chickens
And I got him stuck on a rock
All in 10 minutes


He laughed and took the game from me

Link is a wimp

No he's not daddy, you're just a bad controller, it's not his fault you stink


Needless to say our oldest boy won't be letting me play again

Stupid game