When I take over the world I'm going to implement a system where everybody under the age of 25 is temporarily sterilized.

Then you and whatever moron you decide to procreate with go and take a test and if you pass the test you then have an interview with me, all benevolent dictator and then I decide whether you're going to be fit parents or not!!! And even then you're going to be monitored!!!!

And that is what growing up in my family and being forced to watch too much Teen Mom by my wife has taught me.

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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

You won't pass the test to be a ruler.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@MrBrownstone What test? Though if you're curious about my methods, well, my answer to most problems will be to kill people, worked for Lenin, while not messing with economics, so there won't be any famines. Oh it won't be an easy existence, heavy is the head and all, but I'm going for world domination here and I'm going to be very simple about this, do as I say or I'll kill you. It won't matter what religion, creed or nationality you are, I don't care. Just do as you're told or else. Sort of like dealing with preschoolers.