Pregnancy joke...
An 18-year-old girl tells her mother she is pregnant for 2 months. The mother said who is the pig that did this to you? The girl makes a phone call, a half an hour later a mature and distinguished man shows up in a Ferrari. He comes in and sits with the parents and says he is aware of the situation. He says he can't marry her but will provide. He says if a girl is born, she will get 1 million dollars and 2 retail stores, if a boy is born, he will get 2 million dollar and 2 factories. In case of a miscarriage what shall I do? The father puts his hand on the man shoulder and says then you try again.
