*hears my mother telling my sister to take care of our little brother while we leave for work*

*hears my sister complaining as she then suddenly pops her head into the bathroom as I’m putting on my fake gauges cause i’d never stretch my ears like that, but I love the look*

Me: What did I hear you say? That you don’t think it’s your job to take care of Jeremy?

Sis: Yeah, It’s not my job to do that.

Me: I didn’t think it was my job to take care of you but I still do it.

Sis: 😐

Me: …..

Sis: 🫵 if you were a man, you’d look the exact same way *walks off*

Me: *continues putting on my fake gauges*