Me staring at my child like wow you really don't listen

My daughter was working at a private high school when she called me, half-laughing, half-crying.

Me: Hello?
Her: Mom, I’m YOU.
Me: And?….
Her: I just heard myself telling a student that her outfit was (gulp) INAPPROPRIATE!

They hear you. It just takes a decade or two to sink in.

That reminds me of how my mother would say "You're no child of mine" whenever the mood took her.

Welcome to parenthood 🤣🤣🤣

No, they don't😜

Oh yes every mom knows that….time for some attention to their bare bottom ❤