I hate PBS ?

Don't get me wrong the shows are okay they're educational and entertaining it's the stupid mascots that bothers me. Being a 90s kid we had the P Pals in the early hay days of PBS those little bastards traumatized the hell out of me my mom worked in the PBS station here in Ohio she would do custodial work she brought me in a few times it scared the shit out of me being in there especially at night when everyone left I was always scared of opening a door having the P Pals jump out at me I always run out of my room whenever they came on especially when the birthday kids club came on they sang that happy birthday song in such a real low haunted voice it scared me half to death I got my birthday on there when I was probably around 5 or 6 in 1997 or 98 it traumatized me. I always always hoping to run into Barney not stupid P-Pals I'm glad they shut them down now that Dash and Dot replace them they're 10 times better a little creepy not as bad as the P-Pals these things fuckin traumatized me this whole 90s PBS P Park traumatized me they made me who I am today and the reason i became Satanist. Imagine being a 5 year old kid in a PBS studio being traumatized and scared worrying of running into those things now I got video tapes of recordings to show my son what a bad influence these little bastards had on me. Anybody else agree these things were scary ASF ?