Sara, if I didn't come with a dongle in between my legs

Something pronounceable, alas.

I was named what they wanted to name me. 🤷‍♀️

Patrick. Totally dodged that bullet.

Jaden after my moms sister..

Trevor

Couldn't have been as bad as name they gave me 🙄

If I was a girl I woulda been "Elizabeth". After the then-Princess Elizabeth.

Elizabeth

Laura

I was almost named for my dad. *shudder* Fortunately, he hated his name and convinced Mom to name me after her father.

Idk honestly

My dad likes one other name but I can’t remember it

But I don’t think they’re almost named me it

Kennedy, I’m not sure if I prefer it or not 😬

Virginia. Glad they changed their minds lol

Ulysses. (Pretty sure they were joking though.)

If I had been a boy, my name would be ‘James Dwaine’.

Marie-Olympe (after my maternal grandmother). I’m glad they didn’t.

Rebecca

Jenna

Jeffrey lmao

Jessie

Salma

Hugh

Accident.

Dominic which I would have preferred to the name I got but 🤷‍♂️