What is childbirth like?!

It is pretty freaking gross and sore from what I have heard. You are also going to probably poo because of all the pushing and the pressure. But they have nurses that are quick to remove it for you so you don't notice and feel embarrassed. They sometimes use medical scissors to cut open down there to avoid tearing. But I'm told at the end you are happy because you have a baby. And it can't be worse than a man getting kicked in the balls. Simply because other than those with a fetish for it I have never heard a man ask a woman to do that to them again. But women often want more than one kid.