PARENTS: How do you think your child/children would describe you?

They probably think I'm a douche bag because I don't let them into my candy stash unless they eat dinner first.

My 5 year old always calls me a beautiful pink princess. 😄👸 I'll take it.

I know she would say I was easy going and always there for her. That's how she can remember me when I'm gone.

It wouldn't be good
we're at odds atm

review of parents: pizza service at random intervals. tries too hard to act cool. dumb as dirt. 0/5 would not recommend