Morning phone convos with my dad

Me: hey dad, good morning

Dad: did you see the Dodgers game yesterday. They’re back. They’re going to kick Friscos bleep and they’re going to win it all

Me: I’m a Padres fan. You know this. I hate the Dodgers. So do you

Dad: That’s not true. I’be always been a Dodgers fan.

Me: since when?

Dad: since always.

Me: *sigh*

Then I hung up.


Old people…. Lol