My teenager dumped a very muddy PE kit in the laundry basket

Launched into a long and discursive narrative about a fire alarm that went off during the lesson.

OK, I understand that you were standing outside for 5 minutes, still not sure why you had to roll around on the grass 🤷‍♀

Still, she's now updated her knowledge in operating the washing machine and sorting colours in both her and her sister's laundry . . so there is a silver lining to every cloud 🙂