My junior high nephews

They crack me up. They’re trying to Doordash some McDonald’s.

13: “Can you sell a kidney? Then maybe we can afford your fries.”

11: “I’m not selling my kidney! It’s not worth it! 🙄”

13: “Then we can’t get your food. 🤷🏻 ”

11: 😡

Me: Why don’t you guys just have some leftovers?

13: “But I wanna spend money… 😬”

13: “We can’t afford fries for both of us. I’m just gonna get you chicken nuggets.”

Me: You guys can share your fries, right?

13: “…No. 😐 …Okay. He can have a couple.”