My junior high nephews
They crack me up. They’re trying to Doordash some McDonald’s.
13: “Can you sell a kidney? Then maybe we can afford your fries.”
11: “I’m not selling my kidney! It’s not worth it! 🙄”
13: “Then we can’t get your food. 🤷🏻 ”
11: 😡
Me: Why don’t you guys just have some leftovers?
13: “But I wanna spend money… 😬”
13: “We can’t afford fries for both of us. I’m just gonna get you chicken nuggets.”
Me: You guys can share your fries, right?
13: “…No. 😐 …Okay. He can have a couple.”
13: “Can you sell a kidney? Then maybe we can afford your fries.”
11: “I’m not selling my kidney! It’s not worth it! 🙄”
13: “Then we can’t get your food. 🤷🏻 ”
11: 😡
Me: Why don’t you guys just have some leftovers?
13: “But I wanna spend money… 😬”
13: “We can’t afford fries for both of us. I’m just gonna get you chicken nuggets.”
Me: You guys can share your fries, right?
13: “…No. 😐 …Okay. He can have a couple.”
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