The thing my boy comes up with

So Joel was talking to his grandma telling her about him getting hurt and how we might not make it over tomorrow for the bbq but he was speaking in Spanish.

My boy looks up

Dad can you understand Papa when he speaks in Spanish

No I can't

Oh cool

Why is that cool

I'm going to learn Spanish too so I can say bad words and you won't know. He smiles proudly.

Joel looks up from his phone call
But I'll know what your saying.

Oh man I didn't think of that! His smile fades away