I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things

An annoying workmate boasted that her son had told her she was a unicorn. "A rare and mystical creature."

I asked my seven year old daughter if she could 'beat it.'

She replied, "yes, mum. You vomit glitter and fart confetti."

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JustNik · 51-55, F

No unicorn can do that! LOLOLOL

Serenitree · F

@JustNik best answer.

SW-User

@Serenitree lol agreed - unfortunately I can't find the tab ☺

Serenitree · F

@SW-User Ah, then this is a story, not a question. I have left a suggestion that there should be a best response button for stories. Maybe if enough people make the suggestion, we will eventually get it.