Fatherly advice. It was the son's birthday coming up and his father asked

Son what do you want for your birthday? The father and son had an agreement that at Christmas and birthdays they would just tell each other what they wanted so they wouldn't spend all that time shopping and guessing at what to buy. But the son just had a tiff with his wife and was still mad so when asked he just said, "I want someone to tell me why women act so crazy! And his father said, Son you should ask for something more realistic, like a dragon.