Which cranky character said this cutting but funny insult to his frumpy, long-suffering caretaker niece - "You know, you're the only woman I know who looks as if underneath her clothes, she wore clothes."
@rinkydinkydoink another one to add to that list is it's a good life with the very young Bill Mumy who has isolated his town from the rest of the world? Turned people grotesque? Which did other people into the cornfield? No, I can do without that one too.
There was a gif a few years back on the net that was removed. I don't know why it was because it was hilarious: remember when the boy made the drunk guy (who had had enough of the kid so he mouthed off to him) into a small jack-in-the box with his tiny head on a spring? Well the gif that went around had Gary Busey's dopey grinning face on that spring