Oh, believe it. When I was dating my ex, one evening he was coming to my place for dinner. and on a strict budget, I bought steaks and all the trimmings. He called to say he’d be there “directly,” his favorite time stamp. He had to talk to a guy first. Most of his talking was done at a local bar. He said it wouldn’t take long, and I should start cooking.

After an hour, I ate alone, and after two-and-a-half hours, my temper peaked. I packed up his dinner and drove to the bar. His truck was in the parking lot.

I dumped his dinner on the hood of his truck and went home.

Yeah. Not proud of it. I was young and angry

I rammed my car into an ex's garage door.

I just waited for Karma to handle it and she let me watch!

well he wasn't exactly an ex but i destroyed my husbands car when he first left me after we got married .. we are still together tho

When I was 17. I was really drunk and puke on my ex. I passed out and she drag me on a dirt back to my parents house...she put back in my dad's truck.

The next day. She hated me so much she turns lesbian. No joke.

Lol…… not me but my stepdad, a contractor, was having trouble getting paid by building management. So he took what he decided would be his last day on the job loading chopped liver into the wall and securely covering it up with drywall. Revenge with a Jewish flair. 😘

Applesauce, that's original and kinda funny. I was bracing for something horrendous like paint, etc.

Personally, nothing I can think of.

Naw never been with someone long enough to do that.