This is definitely the year I learned that men can get competitive about dumb shit too.

Compete for what? What are we competing for?

I don’t think you understand how much I don’t give a fuck. I just want to make money and go home, not show you how good I am at something and how admired I am.

I don’t even like being looked at for too long, why are you directing that energy towards me? Baby go find someone that cares.