Children born aftter 1996 have a higher IQ than previous generations

...since Unleaded gasoline was banned in 1996.

This explains MAGA to some extent

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originnone · 61-69, M

I don't know for sure, but I would bet any amount of money that's not the reason.

TrashCat · M

@originnone Welp, I'll respect your opinion, but I choose to believe that's why I'm not a rocket scientist

originnone · 61-69, M

@TrashCat You could be right, and I wouldn't actually bet a nickel on it. But I used to administer IQ tests to kids, and there are far more plausible explanations.

TrashCat · M

@originnone They used to say TV was the cause

originnone · 61-69, M

@TrashCat yeah, and video games cause violence! LOL

TrashCat · M

@originnone Oh God LOL
and if we play vinyl backwards we'll start worshiping Satan

originnone · 61-69, M

@TrashCat PAUL IS DEAD!!