Goofy things you told your kids

I tell my daughter not to chew on her hair or she’ll get worms 😂 It instantly flew out of my mouth the first time I saw her do it and I suddenly realized, my parents used to say that to me and I never knew if it was actually true.

It’s not, obviously, but I’ve decided it never scarred me so I’m keeping it haha

i told them im one of santa's secret elves