I Cut Off Ties With My Biological Family

The Spoils Of The Day... When an elderly aunt of my brother's wife died of old age,she and my brother were eager to get to her house quickly so they could have the best pick of the spoils,they never visited her once in the past and cared even less about her welfare,but they were prepared to make the long journey,now she had passed away to acquire some of her possessions.
Eagerly,they set off early that morning.They came back at sunset with grins on their faces and the grand prize of a wicker armchair which had seen better days strapped to the roof of their car."Well! at least WE GOT THAT!"