My baby is just trying to beat the crap out of me this morning!

I’m sitting down with Lucas trying to feed him and he just insists on hitting me. And boy, does he have an arm on him for being only three months old!

Lucas: *slaps me*
Me: “Lucas!”
Lucas: *does it again*
Me: “Excuse you! You need to eat…”
Lucas: *pauses for a moment as if thinking about it before slapping me again twice*
Me: Boy…

He eventually settled down and started eating, but this baby boy… He’s going to be getting some mittens if he keeps that up. 😒