I think the worst part after a breakup is listening to people talk about their upcoming weddings

This girl had the fattest diamond on her finger. She is having a destination wedding in Italy. I'm happy for her. She's marrying the love of her life.

I wish I was too. I don't even care like I'd pay for the whole thing, I wouldn't mind spending every penny I earned on my man, I wish my parents weren't as big of racist, classist losers as they are.