Did you lose any family members because you neglected to forward a chain email to 7 people?

Yep, and it worked!😁

oh man

They are all still waiting for me to answer them.

No. My sister is still around. Dagnabit, all to Heck!

32 as of the last time I counted.

No. Never. But I will say chain email family security is a heckuva lot easier than chain letters.

No, lost out on a lottery though!

Yes... Yes! They've all gone to the boneyard! And no random boys kissed me after midnight because I didn't share those Facebook posts, I'm just the worst! How will I EVER go on? *Clutches my thrift store plastic pearls dramatically*

It's still hanging over my head 😖

I lost 7 people in total

No, but I did go bald 😒

Yes.

A number of cousins suddenly contracted the bubonic plague, and in their agonizing final seconds of life they all screamed out vile oaths condemning me to hell for the horrors I heaped upon them.

nah but this dude won't get off my doorstep now, keeps talking about a slab or something?

No. See below...

Two of them were executed because I didn’t send it to them.

Forwarded right to the trash 📨

No, alas. But they stopped sending them.

Yes