Pantera (my cat, not the band) is a doggo, and I'm a good liar. Proof:

Fun fact: oldest sis refers to Pantera as a doggo.


Reason:

A few years ago, she and her kids were visiting. The kids knew they weren't allowed into my bedroom, so I didn't bother hiding certain things in there.

However, the oldest niece snuk in anyways, and found a collar with chains and two chained clamps attatched to it.
She brought it into the livingroom asking "what's this?"

Me: Erhm... That's... Uhm... A dog collar
Niece: But you don't have a dog?
Me: Well, no... But Pantera often thinks she is one. You know. You heard her bark in her sleep, and seen her do tricks.
Niece: Oh yeah. That's true. I'll put this back where I found it