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My son wants me to go to church with him tonight 😂

I said I’ll go. I’m pretty sure the priest is going to throw holy water on me
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HoeBag · 46-50, F
Has anyone heard from Jenny? Did she survive that ordeal?
I do hope she is alright and is having a speedy recovery.

But yeah the thing about church - the preacher always looks in our direction when they get to our sins.

I always get nervous when they start talking about wh0redom.
@HoeBag yeah she's fine...we spoke yesterday
HoeBag · 46-50, F
@beermeplease I think the real danger of sitting through a church service is - being bored to de4th.

Then you got some f4t lady singing church songs and it is like UGH.

When I was like 10, I was sitting in some church and the preacher said we were gonna sing "Joy to the world" and I am thinking "Three Dog Night."
Kind of depassé even back then BUT anything resembling rock n roll in church seemed awesome.

But no, it was not that version. 🙄 Some stuffy "old people" version.
@HoeBag ...viewed through the lense of a TEN-yr-old, you mean people who were then the age which you are now?

lmao
HoeBag · 46-50, F
@SomeMichGuy yeah I was about 10. The place was full of everything from the elderly (those age 20 and over) all the way to the prehistoric (60's and beyond)
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@HoeBag aw thanks for thinking of me! I’ve been in Mexico drinking tequila on the beach. I’ll have an awful lot of sins to ask for forgiveness if he asks me to go to church ever again 😂
HoeBag · 46-50, F
@Jenny1234 Just sounds to me like you were living life. 🙂 Good time of year to be at the beach in a warmer climate.