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My son wants me to go to church with him tonight 😂

I said I’ll go. I’m pretty sure the priest is going to throw holy water on me
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HoeBag · 46-50, F
Has anyone heard from Jenny? Did she survive that ordeal?
I do hope she is alright and is having a speedy recovery.

But yeah the thing about church - the preacher always looks in our direction when they get to our sins.

I always get nervous when they start talking about wh0redom.
HoeBag · 46-50, F
@SomeMichGuy yeah I was about 10. The place was full of everything from the elderly (those age 20 and over) all the way to the prehistoric (60's and beyond)
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@HoeBag aw thanks for thinking of me! I’ve been in Mexico drinking tequila on the beach. I’ll have an awful lot of sins to ask for forgiveness if he asks me to go to church ever again 😂
HoeBag · 46-50, F
@Jenny1234 Just sounds to me like you were living life. 🙂 Good time of year to be at the beach in a warmer climate.
bowman81 · M
My guess is you will survive I think I felt a tremor when I last entered a church, but it didn't collapse on me.
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@bowman81 I’d rather be anywhere but church
daydeeo · 61-69, M
That was nice of you go with him. Was it as bad as you feared?
Thrust · 56-60, M
@daydeeo

She can’t answer - she turned into a pillar of salt
SW-User
what an honor to the holy water:)
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
Im ashamed to show my face there
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@tobynshorty Its not you who should be ashamed.. Have you read gods performance revue?😷
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@tobynshorty how come?
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@Jenny1234 Its been a long time since Ive been there
Trav2024 · 51-55, M
Well, goodbye, Jenny. I'll miss ya. It'll burn, but only until you burst into flames and pass out from the pain. 🔥
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Tell him you showered before!!
I'll pray that you don't melt 🙏🫠 😂
meggie · F
It might have alcohol in it
nevergiveup · 61-69, M
Do you think it will burn you
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@nevergiveup yes it will 😂
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nevergiveup · 61-69, M
@Jenny1234 Maybe stay in your coffin and be safe
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
One assumes you arent going to melt...😷
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
If the water doesn't sting, it can't be very holy or you can't be very unholy.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Nothing to worry about unless it boils on contact! 😉
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I cast thee out demon!
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calicuz · 56-60, M

 
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