Assuming you could afford to, would you buy a new Tesla car ?

YES!!! I would insure it for replacement value, (assuming I was rich), and have a custom paint job on it that says, "I LOVE ELON AND DONALD TRUMP!"

I would never have to charge it! I could just leave it here in the parking lot with my nanny cam systems (because in this fantasy I am rich),and allow the vandals to have their fun, and I could do it OVER and OVER again and press charges EVERY TIME! The vandals would NEVER learn, and I don't think it would EVER get old! 🤣🤣🤣