I'm turning 40 next year (in october)

And I'm already worried that my mom will make me a surprise party.

She was going to when I turned 30, even tho I haven't felt like celebrating since i was a kid, and she got mad at me for telling her I don't want one.


She's the type of person who thinks everyone else likes the same things she does, then is offended when they don't. Every single present ever recieved from her is proof of that.