My parents are willing to spoil me, but I resist.

I should say that I do like my allowance. I can buy what I need and want with it.

well your lucky at 17 my parents told me to find a full time job and a apartment so i did and never looked back

I get where you’re coming from

You are just like my kids and that’s awesome, I’ve more money for beer and strippers 😌

Mine were the same. After your 17th pony you just kind of get tired of it all. Private jets, 7 star hotels, cocaine on your breakfast cereal...

I longed for a Pot Noodle

Will you ask your parents if they’ll adopt me?

can we switch?

My parents wanted me to spoil them.

like you can buy any video games you want?

Are you one of those weirdo rich people that carries around poodles in your purse?