I hate it when my dad farts in front of me lmao
He doesn't care who you are, if he has to toot he's gonna toot and that confidence is intimidating
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Reject · 26-30, M
I could never. Then again I suppose that’s a normal thing that families do? 🤔
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Reject · 26-30, M
@SailorMarz 😆 It sounds like it! I don’t ever see myself wanting to experience that kind of closeness and I’m obsessed with being close to people. Lol.
Reject · 26-30, M
@SailorMarz You think? Most older couples I see talk about farting all the time and they seem just fine with it! Meanwhile I’m mortified just thinking about it. Maybe it’s an age thing, but I don’t ever see myself wanting to do that.
SW-User
My brother is that way. 😑 He’ll do it in his car when he’s driving us and then be like “sorry” and open a window. I’m like “you dick” 😂
SailorMarz · F
JestAJester · 31-35, M
Thats ok. My brother does that to me, know how i get him back? Get a can of electronic duster, turn it upside down and spray the back of their neck
my dad is the same way. we damn near had a family fight yesterday cause my brother cropdusted my dad and i guess he took it as a threat
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I respect it
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@SailorMarz You just don’t want me to beat your dad😤
SailorMarz · F
@JRVanguard everyone's gonna pass out from the lack of oxygen in the air
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@SailorMarz Oxygen is overrated anyways
SUPERVlXEN · F
My dad used to say something aligned with you gotta let go of what you can't hold in your hands.
You should spray him with a spray bottle and say BAD!! USE THE BATHROOM!!!! BAD!!!
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
My mom and brother both do that. My mom is so much like a dude. 🤦🏻♀️
SW-User
Haha 😛
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
You must always have either a can of spray ready, or a nearby window to open.
SailorMarz · F
@uncalled4 i'll go with an open window cuz what good is air freshener when it's mixed with stank
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@SailorMarz I'll buy you a HAZMAT mask for the holidays this year. I know you'd get use out of it.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It must be a dad thing because that’s my dad too 🤣