I technically still haven't come out as bi to my family yet and it's lowkey hilarious.

I've always been insanely ambiguous about my sexuality and I'm pretty sure everyone just assumes I'm gay anyway, which is totally fine as far as I'm concerned. The thing is, I'm aromantic and my parents are extremely against the idea of sex outside of marriage. So if I told anyone, they'd assume that I'm seeing someone behind their back and boy howdy, I do not want my family up my ass about any potential relationships I might be having.

Besides, even if I did have a partner, I really wouldn't want any of them knowing about that. Probably my biggest fear is if my family one day manipulated my partner against me, and any possibility of that happening -- however remote -- is absolutely unacceptable.