No such thing as a private life when you have kids

I’ve got one of 8’s friends over for a playdate today. The kid has been telling me all kinds of stuff about her parents and exposing all their secrets. She told me how much her mom weighs, did a reenactment of her parents arguing, and told me “Mommy doesn’t always put pants on, not even when she has a Zoom call with her boss.”

It’s going to be fun when mommy comes back later to pick her up 😆

Note to self to NEVER let my 8 go anywhere without me. She knows tooooo much… 🤡