Betrayed by my BF

Lol I used to have a cabinet in my kitchen that had nothing but chocolate mostly dark chocolate and then I would have like a jar of like just different candy that was in a big jar and I had a girlfriend over at the house and she would always basically just hug the candy jar whenever she was staying at my house. One day I came home from work and she says I hope you're not upset I ate all the chocolate in the candy jar I said all of it she said yes I feel horrible so needless to say I made her pay for it with intimacy times. The next day she says I guess I need to go to the store and buy more chocolate I said now there's a cabinet in the kitchen that has chocolate I showed her where it was and she looks at me and she's like you have more chocolate than most stores. I just laughed